Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Welcome to hell



Hi I'm NEO

I will introduce U Beatty street 776

Most students in ILAc start to feel boring when they stayed more 2 month because

there seems nothing to do anymore and nothing special

As many people said from ancient time human don't find enjoyment in pleasant situation

only but also can find fun when they overcome hard situation

This place where I recommend U is the place U can feel a satisfaction from achievement

Basically this place is apartment





However In this place U can not sleep





because there are 4 rommies who are Vampire





they sleep 7a.m. and they wake up 7pm





they make a party of blood whole night





Fortunately my blood is not suitable for them because I usually eat pigeon





they don' t like a blood which contains pigeon protain.





They are also OTaku which means addicted by Video game





they connect computer and TV and make noise so U can never sleep





And they eat everything U bought .





I bought 2L of milk and the bottle was empty after a day





because this Vampires drunk it like themselves





If U always feel hard to bear your pee or evacuation you can practice





here very well





you should bear your evacuation about a hour in the morning





because female Vampires want to take a one hour shower before they sleep in the morning





this situation also can increase your quickness because you have to be always hurry








all this trainings cost only 450 dollars in a month





why don't U come here and live just 1month?





YOu just want to live comfortable in your homestay?





If U do, You are a boring person





If there is no adventure your life is like a stopped river.





If river did not flow, water in the river whould be rotten





Experience in this house make your Vancouver life more active





and furthermore You can become stronger person





at first you can sleep everywhere and anytime





becuase training in this house can give U very strong sleeping hormone





so Nobody would stop U sleeping





Second U can get the knowhow how You can share your stuff with others





because U experienced continuous extortion you can be easygoing person about





borrowing or giveing something to others
































this position is booked for U

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  2. -Hi Neo. I'm Yuna....
    Is it ur house?? wow...your roomates are very rude!!!!!!! Oh my god....I hope that you'll find new good house !!!!

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